Despite Neuer again exceptional, Barça could count on an equally stratospheric Messi to put ashore Pep Guardiola and Bayern.
FC Barcelona
Ter Stegen (?): His cage has remained a ter-ter uneventful.
Alba (6): Neither roulade or crying with teeth in front, nor crying: the sign of a rather quiet game for Jordi.
Mascherano (6.5): Baldness testify of excess testosterone. Imagine the rate of Javier. Replaced by Bartra (89th), good sport.
Piqué (7.5): At one time we said exhausted by his antics with Shakira. Madame has obviously decided that it would do more than once a month.
Alves (7): An opportunity to blunt end, a big business and an assist. Translation: the Brazilian is not yet retired. Daniel turns clear water.
Busquets (6.5): Always present, never seen, Sergio Busquets is like that friend that no one notices in the evening, but treats everyone by bringing a bottle of Jack Dan's. Not the most fun, but a must.
Rakitić (8): Coming off of his chest, the Croat was probably picking mobiles of its most wretched comrades on behalf of an unscrupulous dealer. Since then he stings the balloons of others, then the file to Messi who is responsible for turning them into profit. Ivan Rakétic. Replaced by Xavi (80th), his life, his work.
Iniesta (7): The passage of time has not transformed his legs stewed. Andrés Andrés, it has strong fruit. Replaced by Rafinha (86th), which will barely have time to make fun of the mouth of his brother.
Neymar (6): The guy who does not drink and leaves at 5am with the chick who ingested six gins and tonic. A fox.
Messi (3612): Either the hotline set up to help its victims. The Telethon, tsunamis and earthquakes do not gather together as much.
Suárez (6.5): Failing goal Uruguayan showed that in terms of the fight, Barca could not find a better striker. And that without Neuer, he would have kissed her wrist 18 times ... remedial session.
Bayern Munich
Neuer (8): Britney has always Lorie old-hat, Neuer ringardisera always Ter Stegen. Except that the best friend of Marc-André is called Messi. Useful.
Bernat (5): Jean Bernard, a name to Big Brother, or match the PMU to Versailles. Messi not to wrestle for 90 minutes.
Benatia (6): A pushed, hit, but not left satisfied. Mehdi Benassi.
Boateng (8 and 2): R.I.P.
Rafinha (5): It can still steal the identity of the brother of Thiago Alcántara to win the Champions League, in Berlin, is confusing with the whole world. In Liam Neeson.
Schweinsteiger (5): He lost his duel "middle blond ball scraper, metronome, warrior and with a colt hit" with Rakitić. Times change.
X. Alonso (4): "I am Xabi. I'm fourteen. I play football, and I want to become European champion. "Always difficult awakening after a big accident.
Lahm (6): At the final whistle, Philipp was in the eye something that hurts, that hurts.
Thiago Alcántara (6): Has been punished by her ex when he could finish it. A youthful indiscretion.
Müller (6): Go play the return match with his World Champion medal around his neck. History to rage a little Mascherano. Replaced by Götze (78th), the "German Messi". Well, no.
Lewandowski (5): We expected Batman, Daredevil we had. And without his white cane.
FC Barcelona
Ter Stegen (?): His cage has remained a ter-ter uneventful.
Alba (6): Neither roulade or crying with teeth in front, nor crying: the sign of a rather quiet game for Jordi.
Mascherano (6.5): Baldness testify of excess testosterone. Imagine the rate of Javier. Replaced by Bartra (89th), good sport.
Piqué (7.5): At one time we said exhausted by his antics with Shakira. Madame has obviously decided that it would do more than once a month.
Alves (7): An opportunity to blunt end, a big business and an assist. Translation: the Brazilian is not yet retired. Daniel turns clear water.
Busquets (6.5): Always present, never seen, Sergio Busquets is like that friend that no one notices in the evening, but treats everyone by bringing a bottle of Jack Dan's. Not the most fun, but a must.
Rakitić (8): Coming off of his chest, the Croat was probably picking mobiles of its most wretched comrades on behalf of an unscrupulous dealer. Since then he stings the balloons of others, then the file to Messi who is responsible for turning them into profit. Ivan Rakétic. Replaced by Xavi (80th), his life, his work.
Iniesta (7): The passage of time has not transformed his legs stewed. Andrés Andrés, it has strong fruit. Replaced by Rafinha (86th), which will barely have time to make fun of the mouth of his brother.
Neymar (6): The guy who does not drink and leaves at 5am with the chick who ingested six gins and tonic. A fox.
Messi (3612): Either the hotline set up to help its victims. The Telethon, tsunamis and earthquakes do not gather together as much.
Suárez (6.5): Failing goal Uruguayan showed that in terms of the fight, Barca could not find a better striker. And that without Neuer, he would have kissed her wrist 18 times ... remedial session.
Bayern Munich
Neuer (8): Britney has always Lorie old-hat, Neuer ringardisera always Ter Stegen. Except that the best friend of Marc-André is called Messi. Useful.
Bernat (5): Jean Bernard, a name to Big Brother, or match the PMU to Versailles. Messi not to wrestle for 90 minutes.
Benatia (6): A pushed, hit, but not left satisfied. Mehdi Benassi.
Boateng (8 and 2): R.I.P.
Rafinha (5): It can still steal the identity of the brother of Thiago Alcántara to win the Champions League, in Berlin, is confusing with the whole world. In Liam Neeson.
Schweinsteiger (5): He lost his duel "middle blond ball scraper, metronome, warrior and with a colt hit" with Rakitić. Times change.
X. Alonso (4): "I am Xabi. I'm fourteen. I play football, and I want to become European champion. "Always difficult awakening after a big accident.
Lahm (6): At the final whistle, Philipp was in the eye something that hurts, that hurts.
Thiago Alcántara (6): Has been punished by her ex when he could finish it. A youthful indiscretion.
Müller (6): Go play the return match with his World Champion medal around his neck. History to rage a little Mascherano. Replaced by Götze (78th), the "German Messi". Well, no.
Lewandowski (5): We expected Batman, Daredevil we had. And without his white cane.
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