Sunday, May 17, 2015

MANCHESTER UNITED & ARSENAL IN WEAKNESS

After the boredom, the Red Devils and the Gunners were neutralized at Old Trafford (1-1). A surprise purge leaving Manchester United a little hope to hang third place synonymous with direct qualification for the Champions League.

At the announcement of the tenure Radamel Falcao in the starting lineup Mancunian, all football fans went in search of lost time. This golden era, when the Tiger was not a kitten, when he shook the goalkeepers and their nets every time he trod a lawn. This afternoon, it was beautiful to look everywhere, the predator was not there. Instead of world class striker we knew, we delivered a cheap forgery. Damn, give this man quality crampons! True skater, the Colombian missed the last chance he had to finally do something good with Manchester United. I must say that this afternoon, no one really shined. Fortunately for Falcao, even bad stories have an ending. So why not go redo a ride side at Diego Simeone?
The Gunners without ammunition

Exceptionally match, exceptional: Radamel Falcao holds at Old Trafford to challenge the Gunners. At the tip of the 4-1-4-1 set up by Louis van Gaal, the Colombian would like finally pass a game in the jersey of Manchester United. But before the incessant ballet balloons swayed from one side to the other, it is not clear how players will be able to highlight this afternoon. After ten minutes of goal to goal, Manchester United takes things in hand and concerned the Gunners, once on a call Falcao (9th), and then a shot of Smalling, forgotten in a corner (10th). Very low, Wenger's players suffer greatly, especially as Fellaini played every minute just a little more. Falcao, he moves a lot, but slides too. Cazorla and Özil, aka Gilbert Montagné and Ray Charles plays his eyes closed. Inevitably, it does not help to put the passes in the feet.


Spent a little crazy gesture of Phil Jones, who likes to defend with his head on the ground level, we must face the facts: there is not much to put in their mouths. After another stupidity Jones, leave the Red Devils attack. Fellaini shifted on its left side, Young Center for Herrera, who has time to adjust his shot to beat Ospina (30th). A minute later, Young returns humiliate Bellerin but the center can not find anyone. Shy, naive, or even not involved, the Gunners did not even try to raise their level of play. Without playing an exemplary way, the Red Devils play with their weapons and provide most. A statistic will suffice to illustrate the weakness of London ambitions this afternoon at half time, Giroud and his teammates did not hit once at goal.

The return of Valdés, the chance to Walcott

After the break, nothing has really changed. The Reds keep the ball while the Gunners just wait quietly in their own half. Radamel fights a lot, but a footballer mounted soap bars can not do much face Laurent Koscielny. On the hour, one wonders how the spectators at Old Trafford still manage to stay awake as the proposed show is horribly boring. Even when playing a qualifying place in C1, thin! The only high point finally arrives when Falcao gave way to Van Persie, after a performance - how to say? - Very limited. Olivier Giroud, who is very successful its controls, but only its controls, comes up against De Gea and finally opens the meter of London occasions (61).


Protected Arsene Wenger finally begin to play a little football and even Ramsey manages to lob De Gea, but Marcus Rojo, impeccable, removes the Gunner in extremis foot balloon (70th). At 33, Víctor Valdés crowd for the first time this season the Old Trafford pitch. The former FC Barcelona is back. But the real star of this gloomy afternoon, it's Ashley Young, who laughs again all the defense in one acceleration (75th). As Clooney in Ocean's Eleven, Walcott, freshly entered the game goes for goal. Blackett, who has replaced Rojo, against typing and deflected into his own goal (82). On his only ball game, Van Persie sends a half-volley into the clouds (87th). We were expecting a shock, we had a purge. Proof that Sunday is rarely cool.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

NEUER POWERFUL MESSI OVERKILL

Despite Neuer again exceptional, Barça could count on an equally stratospheric Messi to put ashore Pep Guardiola and Bayern.

FC Barcelona
Ter Stegen (?): His cage has remained a ter-ter uneventful.

Alba (6): Neither roulade or crying with teeth in front, nor crying: the sign of a rather quiet game for Jordi.

Mascherano (6.5): Baldness testify of excess testosterone. Imagine the rate of Javier. Replaced by Bartra (89th), good sport.

Piqué (7.5): At one time we said exhausted by his antics with Shakira. Madame has obviously decided that it would do more than once a month.

Alves (7): An opportunity to blunt end, a big business and an assist. Translation: the Brazilian is not yet retired. Daniel turns clear water.

Busquets (6.5): Always present, never seen, Sergio Busquets is like that friend that no one notices in the evening, but treats everyone by bringing a bottle of Jack Dan's. Not the most fun, but a must.

Rakitić (8): Coming off of his chest, the Croat was probably picking mobiles of its most wretched comrades on behalf of an unscrupulous dealer. Since then he stings the balloons of others, then the file to Messi who is responsible for turning them into profit. Ivan Rakétic. Replaced by Xavi (80th), his life, his work.

Iniesta (7): The passage of time has not transformed his legs stewed. Andrés Andrés, it has strong fruit. Replaced by Rafinha (86th), which will barely have time to make fun of the mouth of his brother.

Neymar (6): The guy who does not drink and leaves at 5am with the chick who ingested six gins and tonic. A fox.

Messi (3612): Either the hotline set up to help its victims. The Telethon, tsunamis and earthquakes do not gather together as much.

Suárez (6.5): Failing goal Uruguayan showed that in terms of the fight, Barca could not find a better striker. And that without Neuer, he would have kissed her wrist 18 times ... remedial session.

Bayern Munich

Neuer (8): Britney has always Lorie old-hat, Neuer ringardisera always Ter Stegen. Except that the best friend of Marc-André is called Messi. Useful.

Bernat (5): Jean Bernard, a name to Big Brother, or match the PMU to Versailles. Messi not to wrestle for 90 minutes.

Benatia (6): A pushed, hit, but not left satisfied. Mehdi Benassi.

Boateng (8 and 2): R.I.P.

Rafinha (5): It can still steal the identity of the brother of Thiago Alcántara to win the Champions League, in Berlin, is confusing with the whole world. In Liam Neeson.

Schweinsteiger (5): He lost his duel "middle blond ball scraper, metronome, warrior and with a colt hit" with Rakitić. Times change.

X. Alonso (4): "I am Xabi. I'm fourteen. I play football, and I want to become European champion. "Always difficult awakening after a big accident.

Lahm (6): At the final whistle, Philipp was in the eye something that hurts, that hurts.

Thiago Alcántara (6): Has been punished by her ex when he could finish it. A youthful indiscretion.

Müller (6): Go play the return match with his World Champion medal around his neck. History to rage a little Mascherano. Replaced by Götze (78th), the "German Messi". Well, no.

Lewandowski (5): We expected Batman, Daredevil we had. And without his white cane.

THE 5 SECRETS OF CHELSEA'S TITLE

This season, Chelsea will finally left very little to chance in the Premier League. Comfortably installed in the first place since the beginning of the year, the Blues maintained a rhythm pattern to provide the fifth national crown in their history. Five recipes for analyzing this title.

A world-class summer transfer window
For the second season of Mourinho since his return home, Chelsea was desperate to reconnect with the peaks, and is given the means last summer. After the juicy selling David Luiz PSG, the Blues have strengthened the team at each station with world class players. And with success. Thus, Courtois, potentially within three top specialists from office, came back instead Čech in the woods, when Fàbregas, best passer of the season with 17 units, has taken his place in the middle, while Diego Costa, third top scorer in the Premier League with the best ratio goal / match (0.79), came to spread his palette pointed. To this can be added the explosion of Matić, who despite being happened the previous winter, had not yet had the chance to show the extent of his talent for a full year, and luxury substitutes Filipe Luís, Kurt Zouma, Loïc Rémy and Didier Drogba. In short, the recruits that would turn any team into a real war machine.

An early gun season
Last year, the Blues had somehow skated early in the season, conceding two defeats and three draws in the first eleven days. The opposite of this season. Armed with a cannon start of exercise they took advantage of the infancy of Arsenal, Manchester United and Liverpool earlier in the season to take over the top spot from the third day - to let go once after the sinking 5-3 at White Hart Lane. I must say that the Blues have kept an incredible pace, since they now have 24 wins, eight draws, but mostly only two losses on all of the current year. At home, the three worst results of the ogre Chelsea are three draws, against Manchester City, Burnley and Southampton. A true pace of champion.

Uncompromising defense
If Chelsea is sacred so early, he owes in large part to its defense, intractable throughout the season. The sinking of White Hart Lane apart so Courtois Quartet - Terry - Cahill - Ivanović never really seemed to be overwhelmed by their opponents. Best defense of the season with 27 goals conceded, the Blues have also kept their clean sheet in six games this season. So when, in addition, Terry and Ivanovic have eight goals - often valuable - two of them in the league, we can definitely talk about outstanding performance of the rear guard of Chelsea. With a little special mention for John-John, author, at 34, one of the best seasons of his career in blue. And this is not nothing.

The science of big games
In recent weeks, the specter of "Boring Chelsea" has rebounded, especially after the double confrontation against Manchester United (1-0) and Arsenal (0-0). Yes, Chelsea may not be very nice to see play, but Chelsea always comes. The deal is simple: when his team is ahead in the standings, Mourinho does not necessarily play the games against the direct competitors to win, but especially not to lose them. And this little game, the Portuguese once again emerged victorious. Thus, the Blues have conceded two draws against Manchester City, a win and a draw against Arsenal and a win and a draw also face Manchester United, while being taxed at Anfield. In sum, this season, Mourinho has never lost the famous "six-point games." So much for the joga bonito.

The Hazard talisman
Obviously, the Belgian is excellent since joining the Blues. But this season, Hazard has seems he reached a new milestone in its inexorable rise. Real spark of offensive play of the residents of Stamford Bridge, the former LOSC took the keys of the game around in hand, especially in the second half of the season where Mourinho began to adopt a more cautious tactics. With thirteen goals and nine assists, Hazard is a major triumph for the Blues in the league this year. Number 10 showed an exceptional regularity, and it has never been more than two games without him who was voted player of the year by his peers or brand delivers an assist in the league. Come and get it.